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I tried to make a salsa at the fiesta, but I forgot the tomato. It was a sa-lacking salsa!
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What do you get when you mix a piñata and a computer? A lot of bytes at the fiesta!
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Why did the salsa dancer bring a ladder to the fiesta? Because they wanted to take the party to the next level!
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At the fiesta, my friend asked if I wanted to hear a salsa joke. I said, 'Nacho average joke, please!
Fiesta Food Fiascos
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I attended a fiesta recently, and they claimed to have a taco bar. I got there, and it was just a table with a pack of tortillas, a jar of salsa, and some shredded cheese. I felt like I was at a do-it-yourself fiesta. I asked where the meat was, and they pointed to a nearby petting zoo. Needless to say, I passed on the carne asada.
Fiesta Forgetfulness
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I went to a fiesta, and it was so forgettable that even the host forgot they were hosting a party. I walked in, and they were binge-watching Netflix on the couch, completely oblivious to the chips and dip drying up in the kitchen. It was less of a fiesta and more of a solo movie night with an audience.
Fiesta Fireworks Faux Pas
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They decided to end the fiesta with a bang and brought out fireworks. But it turns out they bought the discount fireworks that make more noise than display. It was like the Fourth of July if the founding fathers had a limited budget and a fondness for loud, disappointing pops.
Fiesta Pinata Problems
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You ever try to break a piñata at a fiesta, and it feels like it's made of adamantium? I swung at that thing with all my might, and it just dangled there, mocking me. I felt less like a partygoer and more like a failed superhero auditioning for the Inept Avenger role.
Fiesta Music Mayhem
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I went to a fiesta where they hired a live band, but it turned out to be a one-man band with a kazoo and a triangle. It was like being serenaded by a deranged circus clown who lost his accordion. I asked him if he knew any salsa, and he handed me a jar from the snack table.
Fiesta Family Feuds
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I was at a family fiesta where the only thing more explosive than the fireworks was the tension between relatives. It went from Pass the salsa to Pass the passive-aggressive comments real quick. I haven't seen that many heated arguments since the last Thanksgiving dinner.
Fiesta FOMO
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I got invited to a fiesta, and the host told me they had a celebrity guest. Excited, I showed up only to find out the celebrity was a guy who once appeared on a reality show for five minutes. It was like expecting Beyoncé and getting the guy who lost to her in a karaoke contest.
Fiesta Fortune Telling Flops
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They had a fortune teller at the fiesta, and I thought, Why not? She looked into her crystal ball and said, I see a party in your future... with questionable entertainment and subpar snacks. Well, she nailed it. Maybe I should consult her before accepting party invitations.
Fiesta Failures
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You ever been to a fiesta that was so uneventful that even the piñata looked disappointed? I went to one where the highlight was a game of musical chairs, but they only had two chairs and ten people. It was less musical chairs and more like a desperate attempt at a slow-motion game of human Tetris.
Fiesta Fashion Mishaps
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You know it's a questionable fiesta when the dress code is 'casual,' and you show up to find people in ball gowns and tuxedos. I felt like I missed the memo and accidentally stumbled into a low-budget quinceañera. Next time, I'm double-checking the invitation for a footnote that says, Dress code subject to interpretation.
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