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The Pinata Designer
Meeting unrealistic expectations for piñata designs
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I made a mistake of creating a piñata shaped like a taco. Big mistake. People thought it was a real taco and started debating the best way to eat it. News flash, folks: piñatas don't taste good with salsa.
The Taco Truck Owner
Dealing with unruly customers while maintaining the taco integrity
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There's a fine line between "extra guacamole" and "I want guacamole with a side of taco." I had a lady practically demand I tuck her taco into a guacamole bed. I didn't know whether to charge her for a taco or a veggie burrito with a side of high maintenance.
The Llama Rental Service
Training llamas for fiestas and dealing with llama-related drama
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Llamas are great until they decide they're done with the fiesta. I had one stage a protest and sit in the middle of the dance floor. It's hard to keep the party going when there's a llama on a hunger strike demanding better catering.
The Overzealous Party Planner
Balancing the perfect fiesta without going overboard
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I told him I wanted a fiesta that people would remember for years. Now my neighbors won't make eye contact with me. Apparently, the llama he rented for the petting zoo has adopted my porch as its permanent residence.
The Mariachi Band Leader
Navigating the delicate balance between tradition and questionable song choices
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I tried to modernize our playlist by adding some pop songs. The crowd loved it until we played "Despacito." Suddenly, everyone thought they were salsa champions. I've never seen so many questionable dance moves in one place.
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