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Why did the fetus join a yoga class? It wanted to perfect the fetal position!
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Why do babies make great astronauts? They're experts at the zero gravity fetal position!
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Why don't babies ever get stressed? They've mastered the art of the fetal distress position!
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Why did the fetus become a musician? It wanted to be in the womb band, playing in a fetal position!
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Why did the fetus start a podcast? It wanted to share its perspectives from the fetal position!
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Why did the fetus apply for a job as a chef? It wanted to be an expert in the fetal stew position!
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Why did the fetus become a detective? It wanted to investigate the fetal position – a real case of being cooped up!
The Fetal Fiasco
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You ever notice how adults wish they could revert to the fetal position when adulting gets too hard? I tried it at the office last week; turns out HR doesn't consider it a stress-relief technique.
Birthed Again?
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When I'm in the fetal position, I feel like I’m auditioning for the sequel of my own life, Return to the Womb: The Midlife Crisis Chronicles.
One Size Doesn’t Fit All
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You know, they say one size fits all, but clearly, they've never tried fitting all of me into the fetal position. It's like trying to stuff a turkey with a beach ball!
Womb Service
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If they ever had a 'fetal position' service on planes, you bet I'd pay extra. Forget first-class; I want rebirth class with complimentary womb snacks!
Room with a Womb
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In the fetal position, you get a room with a womb view, but let me tell you, the room service in there is terrible. They only serve memories and unanswered questions.
Rolling Revelations
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The fetal position is like rolling up into a human burrito, but instead of guacamole and salsa, you've got regrets and existential dread.
Cry Me a River
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When you're in the fetal position, you can't cry. It's nature's way of saying, Hey, at least you're already curled up for when you break down.
Reverting Recliner
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In the fetal position, I feel like a human recliner – the one you never wanted but somehow got stuck with after a weird furniture swap.
Womb with a View
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You know, being in the fetal position is like having a front-row seat to your own existential crisis. And let me tell you, my life looks a lot funnier from that angle.
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