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The fetal position is like the human reboot button. After a tough day, I just curl up and hope that, when I unfold, all my problems magically sorted themselves out. Spoiler alert: they never do.
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There's something oddly comforting about the fetal position, like you're hiding from responsibilities. It's the adult version of covering your eyes during a scary movie, hoping that when you peek out, the monsters (bills) are gone.
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Sleeping in the fetal position is basically the body's way of saying, "You know what, life? You're just too much right now. I'm going back to the good ol' days when the only decision I had to make was which cereal to have for breakfast.
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The fetal position is a full-body apology to yourself for attempting to navigate through life without a manual. It's like saying, "I'm sorry, body, for making you endure another Monday.
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The fetal position is nature's way of telling us that, deep down, we're all just oversized, overthinking babies in need of a comforting hug from the universe. Or at least a really fluffy pillow.
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Life advice: If you find yourself stressed or overwhelmed, just channel your inner fetus. Curl up, take a deep breath, and remember that, at the very least, you're still a pro at surviving this crazy journey called existence.
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I realized the fetal position is my go-to move when I'm trying to fit into bed like I did when I was a kid. Why does adulthood come with larger beds but less space for personal comfort?
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You ever notice how the fetal position becomes our default setting when life throws its little temper tantrums? Like, I didn't sign up for adulting; I just want a refund and a nap in fetal position.
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Do you ever notice that when you wake up in the fetal position, it's like your body is giving you a tiny standing ovation for surviving another night of bizarre dreams and questionable life choices?
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