5 Jokes For Father Figure

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Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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I asked my dad if he ever tried to walk through a revolving door backward. He said, 'No, but I've been known to turn things around!
I asked my dad if he could put the cat out. He said, 'I didn't know it was on fire!
Why don't fathers ever tell secrets? Because they always get roasted!
I told my dad I was thinking of investing in stocks. He said, 'You know, you should invest in beds. They have a great return – you get a good night's sleep!
My dad told me I should learn to embrace my mistakes. So I hugged my ex-girlfriend!

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