8 Jokes For Fat Belly

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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I asked my belly why it’s always hungry. It said, 'I'm just making sure you never go on a crash diet!
I tried doing a plank. My belly thought it was a bridge to snacks and set up a toll booth!
I tried doing a sit-up. My belly laughed so hard, it did a jiggle-up instead!
I think my belly button is a philosopher—it’s always contemplating the inside-outside world!
My belly always knows the best time to speak up—it’s never 'ab'-sent during meal planning!
I told my belly it’s time to shape up, but it just laughed—talk about a round of applause!
My belly has a Ph.D. in food appreciation—it can identify snacks just by their smell!
I thought about going on a diet, but my belly protested—it’s a 'waist' of time!

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