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My fat belly is my best friend during winter. Who needs a scarf when you've got layers of warmth right here?
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Having a fat belly is like having a built-in table. It's perfect for balancing your plate at parties. Who needs a table when you have a belly?
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A fat belly is nature's way of saying, "Hey, you never know when the next famine might hit." Survival mode activated!
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I've come to terms with my fat belly. It's like my own personal flotation device. I'm just waiting for it to get certified by the Coast Guard.
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You know you're getting older when your fat belly becomes less of a "six-pack" and more of a "family pack." Hello, multi-purpose storage!
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They say a fat belly is a sign of wealth in some cultures. If that's true, I must be the Bill Gates of pizza.
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My fat belly has a great sense of timing. It growls like a grizzly bear right in the middle of a romantic moment. Thanks, buddy, for keeping it real.
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You ever notice how a fat belly is like the ultimate storage unit? It's got compartments for snacks you forgot about from 2010.
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Having a fat belly is like having your own portable cushion. I'm always ready for impromptu naps, thanks to my trusty midsection.
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