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I'm friends with all electricians. We have such a great current connection!
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I tried writing a novel about a pun, but it was too cheesy. I guess I'm not a gouda writer!
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I decided to join a book club to seem more cultured, and they assigned a classic for our first meeting. I felt so out of place, like the book was this secret society initiation, and the only way out was to pretend I understood the deeper meaning of the protagonist's existential crisis.
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I love how we romanticize classic novels, like they're these timeless pieces of art. But let me tell you, if Shakespeare were alive today, he'd probably be working on a screenplay for a Netflix series. To binge or not to binge, that is the question.
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I bought a collection of famous poems, thinking it would make me more poetic and sophisticated. Turns out, it just made me an expert in nodding knowingly during poetry discussions while secretly wishing for a limerick to lighten the mood.
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I read a classic science fiction novel, and after finishing it, I realized the only thing futuristic about it was that people still used payphones. I guess in the future, they didn't see the rise of smartphones coming.
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You ever notice how the term classic literature is just a fancy way of saying, Hey, this book is old, but we still pretend to understand it? I tried reading one of those famous books, and halfway through, I realized the only thing I was understanding was the table of contents.
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You know you're reading a famous book when the font is so small that you need a magnifying glass to decipher whether the character is in love or just lost in a dense forest of adjectives.
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I tried reading a classic romance novel, and halfway through, I realized that if people in the 1800s communicated like they do in those books, there would be a lot more single people today. My dearest, I pine for thee, but thou never textest me back.
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I attempted to read a famous philosophical work, and after a few pages, I concluded that the only existential crisis I was having was wondering if I'd ever finish the darn thing.
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Have you ever tried reading a classic and thought, Man, this author must've been paid by the word? I mean, some of these books are so long, by the time you finish, the characters have retired, and you're left wondering if you'll ever get those hours of your life back.
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I picked up a famous novel the other day, and I have to say, the only thing that kept me turning the pages was the sheer determination to impress people at dinner parties. It's like, Yeah, I've read 'War and Peace.' It was war to get through, and now it's a peace of mind that I never have to read it again!
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