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You ever notice how people treat famous books like sacred artifacts? I mean, I accidentally dog-eared a page in a classic novel once, and my friend looked at me like I kicked a puppy. I didn't know paper could cause such distress.
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Reading famous books is like going to the gym for your brain. You start with enthusiasm, telling yourself it'll be a regular thing, but then life happens, and your copy of "Moby Dick" gathers more dust than your treadmill.
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Reading a famous book is a commitment. It's not a casual fling with a paperback; it's a serious relationship with hardcovers. And let's be real, we've all ghosted a book or two, left them on the nightstand untouched for months.
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The smell of a new book is often romanticized, but can we talk about the smell of an old book? It's like a mix of nostalgia and dust bunnies. I swear, I opened a classic novel once, and Poe's raven flew out, demanding a cleaning service.
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Famous books are like the trophies of adulthood. We buy them, display them proudly, and pretend we've read them all. It's like collecting achievements in a video game, except the only boss fight is against procrastination.
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We all pretend to be well-read, right? But let's be honest, some of those classic books are just fancy paperweights on our shelves. My copy of "War and Peace" has been staring at me for years, and I've only made it through the first 20 pages. I think Tolstoy would understand.
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Have you ever tried discussing a famous book at a party to sound intellectual? It's like a secret handshake for pseudo-intellectuals. But then someone actually asks for your opinion, and you're like, "Well, the cover was really nice.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new edition of a famous book. Forget new iPhones; give me that leather-bound, gold-embossed collector's edition. I want my bookshelf to look like a library from an alternate universe.
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There's a special place in hell for those who spoil the endings of famous books. I don't care if the book was published in 1850; if you ruin the twist for me, we're not friends anymore. I've waited 171 years to be surprised.
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