9+ Best One Liners family funny Jokes

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I asked my dad if he could put the cat out. He said, 'I didn't know it was on fire.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

My family told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged them.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I gave her a hug and said, 'You're forgiven.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked my grandpa if he knew any good dad jokes. He said, 'I don't know, ask your dad.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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