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Why did the counterfeit antelope join the marathon? It wanted to fake the finish line!
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Why did the counterfeit chef get caught? Because he couldn't make the real dough!
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Why did the counterfeit coin maker get arrested? He just couldn't make cents!
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Why don't fake trees ever go to parties? Because they're artificial and can't leaf their house!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, even though he was a fake farmer!
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Why was the fake snake good at multiplication? Because it was a boa constrictor!
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Why did the counterfeit elephant get caught? It couldn't hide in the room full of real elephants!
Fake News
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They say fake news is everywhere. I tried watching a news channel where they only reported positive things. They talked about a cat that learned to recycle. That cat was me, trying to hide my pizza boxes!
The Fake Friend
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Ever had a friend who's faker than a Louis Vuitton bag from a street market? I told my friend, You're faker than a three-dollar bill! He responded, At least I'm worth something.
Fake IDs
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Ever used a fake ID? I tried once, handed the bouncer a picture of me with a beard drawn on it. He said, Nice try, Santa.
Fake Laughs
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You ever fake a laugh so hard you pull a muscle? I did that once at a comedy show. Now, every time I hear a knock-knock joke, I'm in pain.
Fake It Till You Make It
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You know they say, Fake it till you make it? Well, I tried that with my diet. Walked into a bakery, pointed at a donut and said, Salad, please! Turns out, my stomach wasn’t fooled.
Fake Glasses
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Wore fake glasses to look smart once. Ended up in a lecture about quantum physics. Didn't understand a word. But hey, I looked intelligent getting lost!
Fake Love
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They say fake love is like playing house; eventually, the furniture's gonna break. My fake relationship lasted as long as a Snapchat streak. Disappeared after 100 days.
Fake Tan
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I tried getting a fake tan once. Came out looking like a Dorito that's been in the sun too long. People thought I was auditioning for Orange is the New Black.
Fake Confidence
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I tried having fake confidence once. Walked into a room like I owned the place. Until someone said, Sir, this is a public restroom, and you're in the women's.
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