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You know you're an adult when you get excited about having a fire extinguisher in your kitchen. It's like, "Look at me, all responsible and ready to tackle a small blaze! Who needs a cape when you've got a fire extinguisher?
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Fire extinguishers are like the emergency superheroes of the office. They're just waiting for that moment when someone yells, "Help, there's a fire!" and they can burst into action like the Avengers of safety.
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I always feel a bit judged when I walk by a fire extinguisher and it's just hanging there, looking at me like, "Are you sure you know what you're doing, buddy? Because I'm ready to save lives, and you look lost.
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I was thinking, if I had a dollar for every time I walked past a fire extinguisher without really acknowledging it, I could probably afford to hire a personal fire extinguisher valet. "Excuse me, sir, would you like the VIP treatment for your extinguisher today?
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You ever notice how fire extinguishers have those inspection tags on them? It's like a mini report card for safety equipment. "Congratulations, Mr. Extinguisher, you've passed your annual checkup with flying colors. Keep up the good work!
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You ever notice how fire extinguishers are like the unsung heroes of our daily lives? It's the only thing in the office that's not judged for being a little bit extra.
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Fire extinguishers are the only things at work that I trust more than the coffee machine. I mean, have you ever seen a coffee machine put out a fire? I didn't think so.
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Fire extinguishers are the only things that can make you feel simultaneously safer and more paranoid. You see one, and you think, "Great, I'm protected." Then you start worrying about why there's a need for it in the first place.
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Fire extinguishers are the overachievers of the inanimate object world. They're just hanging there on the wall, ready to save the day, while the stapler is over in the corner, contemplating its existence.
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