5 Jokes For Extinguisher

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 21 2025

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Conspiracy Theorist

Believing fire extinguishers are alien technology
The government says fire extinguishers are for emergencies. I say, they're preparing us for the alien invasion. I'm just doing my part to be extraterrestrial-ready.

Firefighter's Perspective

The frustration of dealing with malfunctioning fire extinguishers
You know your relationship is in trouble when your partner gives you a fire extinguisher for your anniversary, saying, "Just in case things heat up.

Overzealous Safety Officer

The obsession with fire safety leading to awkward situations
My date said I was too focused on safety. I told her, "Baby, I'm just making sure our love doesn't go up in flames." She left.

Paranoid Pyromaniac

Feeling threatened by the presence of fire extinguishers
I told my therapist about my fear of fire extinguishers. He said, "Let's extinguish that fear together." I walked out. Some fires you just have to let burn.

Clumsy Chef

Accidentally triggering fire extinguishers while cooking
My cooking is so bad that even the smoke detectors have a support group. They meet in my kitchen every time I try to make dinner.

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