5 Jokes About Escalators

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 31 2024

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Escalator Rebellion

Escalators plotting against humans
Escalators are like the secret rebels of the mall, quietly plotting against the tyranny of stairs. I'm just waiting for the day they start a movement – "The Rise of the Escalators.

Awkward Escalator

Escalator being awkward in social situations
Escalators are like that awkward friend who can't decide whether to hug or shake hands. I'm just standing there, waiting for a clear signal – should I step on or not?

Escalator Therapy

Escalators seeking therapy for their existential crisis
Escalators are in therapy too. They're tired of being walked all over. The therapist suggested they "rise above it." Classic therapist – always pushing for personal growth!

Escalator Confessions

Escalators confessing their deepest secrets
Confession time: I caught an escalator admitting it has a fear of commitment. It said, "I'm always moving, but I can never commit to taking you all the way to the top. It's not you; it's me.

Lazy Escalator

Escalator is accused of being lazy
The escalator told me it's not lazy; it's just conserving energy. I can relate – I, too, avoid stairs whenever possible.

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