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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired, unlike the man who took Viagra.
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Why don't we trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like excuses for erectile issues.
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I heard they're making a new movie about Viagra. It's called 'The Erection Strikes Back.
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Why did the man bring a ladder to bed? Because he wanted to elevate his love life!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, just like when someone notices an attractive person.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like Viagra.
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Speaking of time, let's talk about lasting longer in bed!
Mission Impossible: Pillow Talk
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My friend told me he's dealing with erectile dysfunction, and I couldn't help but think it's like the covert mission of the bedroom. It's not Ethan Hunt lowering himself from the ceiling, but more like Tom Cruise whispering, Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stand at attention by morning. Good luck, soldier!
The Generational Gap
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You know, I was talking to my grandpa about erectile dysfunction, and he said, Back in my day, we didn't have these fancy pills. We just called it being polite. Well, Grandpa, in today's world, it's called being a gentleman with a prescription!
Bedroom Bingo
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Dealing with erectile dysfunction is like playing a game of bingo in the bedroom. You never know which number is going to come up, but when it does, you might not be shouting Bingo! Instead, it's more like, Well, that wasn't on my card.
The Silent Protest
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Erectile dysfunction is like a silent protest. Your body decides to take a stand, but it forgets to notify the rest of you. It's the most passive-aggressive rebellion ever. Oh, we're not doing that tonight? Well, I guess I'll just go limp and see how you like it!
The Late Bloomer
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Erectile dysfunction is like the late bloomer of the bodily functions. While the heart is out there pumping and the lungs are breathing like Olympic champions, the poor guy downstairs is still figuring out how to tie his shoelaces.
The Performance Review
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I imagine if our private parts had annual reviews, erectile dysfunction would be that awkward conversation with the boss. Well, Mr. Johnson, your performance this year has been... lackluster. We were expecting a standing ovation, but it seems you're more into sitting.
The Unexpected Announcement
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Erectile dysfunction is like that unexpected announcement during a flight. You're cruising at a comfortable altitude, and suddenly the captain comes on the intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the inconvenience, but it seems our altitude is experiencing some turbulence. Please fasten your seatbelts, and don't expect any beverages to be served.
The Unbeatable Battle
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You ever notice how erectile dysfunction sounds like the superhero version of a plumbing problem? I mean, imagine a guy in a cape and spandex standing triumphantly over a defeated, malfunctioning faucet. Fear not, citizens! Erectile Dysfunction Man is here to save the day, one flaccid pipe at a time!
The DIY Approach
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My friend said he's dealing with erectile dysfunction, and I suggested a DIY approach. I told him, Just imagine your favorite sports moment during...uh, game time. You'll have a cheering section, a mascot, and hopefully, no rain delays.
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