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Have you seen those "erectile dysfunction" commercials with the disclaimer, "Results may vary"? Of course, they may vary! They might work for Bob, but for Tim, it might just be an expensive breath mint!
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The commercials for "erectile dysfunction" pills always have that disclaimer at the end: "Contact a doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours." Yeah, because after three hours and fifty-nine minutes, who wouldn't start to worry they've turned into a flagpole?
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Have you noticed how pharmaceutical companies market their remedies for "erectile dysfunction"? They make it seem like the solution is a magical pill. It's like they're saying, "Pop this pill and suddenly you'll be as ready as a superhero to fight crime!
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You know, they should rename those "erectile dysfunction" commercials. They're on TV so often, they might as well be the channel's regular programming—same time, same channel, every night!
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I find it funny how they talk about "erectile dysfunction" like it's just a temporary inconvenience. They should embrace honesty in those ads: "Tired of disappointing moments? Take this pill and wave goodbye to awkwardness for the evening!
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I wonder if the people behind those "erectile dysfunction" ads ever have awkward family gatherings. "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I'm in advertising." "Really? What kind?" "Um, let's talk about something else. Pass the mashed potatoes, please!
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Those "erectile dysfunction" ads are so upbeat and positive. They might as well throw confetti and have cheerleaders chanting, "Give me an E! Give me an R! Give me an E-C-T-I-L-E! What's that spell? Ready for action!
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I've noticed the subtle change in those "erectile dysfunction" commercials over the years. They used to be discreet; now they're like, "Hey, let's have a family discussion about bedroom performance during dinner!
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The actors in those "erectile dysfunction" ads must have the best job security. They've been playing the same role for years. I bet they have those pills more memorized than their own lines!
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