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A Road Rage Therapist
Counseling drivers with anger management issues
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My client asked if they could bring their car to therapy. I said, "Sure, we'll have a group session. Just make sure your car doesn't honk every time it disagrees with you. We're trying to create a safe space here.
A Frustrated IT Support Agent
Dealing with technologically challenged users
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You know you're in for a long day when someone calls in saying, "My computer has a virus, and it's contagious." I'm thinking, "Great, now I need to put on a hazmat suit just to remote into your desktop.
A Grumpy Barista
Dealing with customers before their first coffee
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I had a customer ask for an iced coffee in the dead of winter. I told them, "Sure thing, but are you aware of a magical substance called 'hot water'? It's like coffee, but with a steamy plot twist.
A Disgruntled Office Plant
Surviving in a hostile work environment
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I named my office plant "Bob." Not because it's a gender-neutral name, but because every time someone forgets to water it, I say, "You just Bobbed it again. Nice going, Dave.
An Angry Cat
Dealing with a demanding owner
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Adopted a rescue cat recently. Turns out she has a history of being abandoned. Now, if I'm late with her dinner, she gives me a look that says, "Don't make me call my lawyer. I know someone who specializes in 'purr'-sonal injury cases.
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