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Why did the angry computer catch fire? It couldn't handle the heat of its rage-quit!
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Why did the tomato turn red with rage? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the angry chef refuse to cook? He couldn't find the recipe for success, and it left him in a boiling pot of fury!
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My friend asked me if I could stop singing 'Wonderwall.' I said maybe... but enrage is gonna be the one that saves me!
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Why did the bicycle fall over in a fit of rage? It was two-tired of being pushed around!
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Why did the math book look so angry? Its problems were just too complex, and it couldn't solve them!
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now I'm enrage-ing at my failed fashion sense!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field, and it didn't enrage the boss!
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The only time I successfully multitask is when I enrage the person in front of me at the drive-thru and manage to order my meal at the same time. Efficiency at its finest, folks!
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You know you've hit a new level of rage when you start arguing with your GPS. 'Turn left? No, I won't turn left! I'll go straight into this lake if I want to!'
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There's a fine line between 'hangry' and 'enraged.' One minute you're mildly hungry, the next you're yelling at a vending machine for eating your dollar. It's a slippery slope, folks!
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Have you ever been so angry you ended up being polite by accident? 'I am seething with fury, but would you mind passing the salt, please?'
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I tried anger management classes once. The instructor told me to count to ten. So now I can count to ten in seven different languages. But I'm still mad!
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The only time I'm a marathon runner is when I'm running late and the elevator decides it's time for a nap. Suddenly, I'm sprinting up ten flights of stairs, fueled by pure rage and the fear of being tardy.
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Nothing makes you question your life choices like trying to reason with a malfunctioning printer. It's a battle between patience and the overwhelming urge to throw it out the window. I mean, who's winning?
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You know you've reached peak frustration when you start arguing with inanimate objects. 'Oh, the door won't open? Fine, I'll just stand here and stare at it menacingly until it feels guilty.'
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They say anger is just one letter away from danger. Well, I say hunger is just one missed meal away from rage. I've seen people throw down over the last slice of pizza. It's survival of the hangriest out there!
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