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Let's talk about group projects with engineering students. It's a paradox: everyone's in charge, yet no one's in charge. You suggest an idea, and suddenly, it's like you're presenting a thesis defense. "Hmm, interesting proposal, but have you considered the impact on the thermal conductivity of the system?" And deadlines? They have their own perception of time. "Yeah, we'll finish it in a week." Two weeks later, you're all staring at each other's code like it's ancient hieroglyphics.
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Have you seen engineering students at a party? It's like watching penguins try to fly. They're all standing there, discussing the aerodynamics of Red Bull cans while attempting to decipher if dancing violates any laws of physics. They’re so used to problem-solving that even in casual conversation, they're fact-checking each other's statements. "Actually, that's incorrect. The coefficient of friction between those two materials is not 0.5, it's 0.48." Who cares, Gary? I just wanted to know if you liked the pizza!
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Social skills? They're a different kind of project for engineering students. They've got manuals on algorithms but zero clues about reading social cues. You try to tell them a joke; they're decoding it for potential logic fallacies! "Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?" They're like, "Well, assuming a Euclidean space model and a uniform distribution of motivations for chicken movement, there's a 67% chance it crossed due to inherent survival instincts." Buddy, it's just a poultry pun!
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You ever talk to an engineering student? I mean, these folks can turn a simple question into a philosophical debate that lasts for hours. You ask them, "Hey, what's the time?" And suddenly, they're calculating the rotational velocity of the Earth, factoring in the relativistic effects of their wrist movement, just to give you an estimate!
I mean, they can't just enjoy a movie; they're analyzing the structural integrity of the superhero's gadgets and critiquing the feasibility of time travel. I'm here for the action, not the engineering report!
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