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Engineering students are like wizards, but instead of casting spells, they just mumble equations under their breath and hope their code compiles correctly. Expecto Debug-o!
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Have you ever asked an engineering student what they did over the weekend? It's like they're recounting a heroic quest filled with dragons (bugs) to slay and mountains (assignments) to conquer. Meanwhile, I binge-watched a series about dragons on Netflix.
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Ever notice how engineering students have their own secret language? You overhear them talking, and it's like, "Bro, did you integrate that derivative with the algorithmic recursion?" And I'm standing there thinking, "I just integrated myself into a comfy couch. Does that count?
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Engineering students have the amazing ability to turn any normal conversation into a discussion about the latest technology trends. You could be talking about your pet cat, and suddenly, they're debating the pros and cons of a cat-based AI translator.
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I asked an engineering student how they stay up all night studying. They said it's simple: just keep telling yourself that sleep is for the weak and caffeinated dreams are for the strong. I tried it, and now I'm having nightmares about coffee shortages.
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You know you're at an engineering party when the playlist consists of binary beats and the dance floor is full of people doing the "Debug Shuffle." Spoiler alert: it's not as cool as it sounds.
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Dating an engineering student is like being in a relationship with a magician. They disappear for days, and when they finally reappear, they've somehow transformed caffeine into a functional software project. It's not a date night; it's a code night.
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You can always spot an engineering student in a coffee shop. They're the ones solving complex math problems on napkins while the rest of us struggle to figure out the Wi-Fi password.
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I asked an engineering student for directions once. They handed me a map, a GPS, and a set of instructions written in a programming language I didn't understand. I think I accidentally summoned a self-driving car.
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I tried to impress an engineering student once by using the word "algorithm" in a sentence. They just looked at me and said, "That's cute. Now let me tell you about the algorithm I created to optimize my morning routine." Apparently, my routine needs some serious optimization.
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