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Giving yourself an enema is a bit like playing DIY doctor. "Ah yes, today I'll be the gastroenterologist, plumber, and contortionist.
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Ever notice how enema kits have that subtle "You'll thank us later" vibe? It's like the unsung hero of colon cleanliness.
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Enemas make you reevaluate your definition of bravery. Forget skydiving or bungee jumping; try maneuvering an enema setup without looking like you're auditioning for a Cirque du Soleil act.
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Enemas are the ultimate test of multitasking. You've got one hand on the bag, the other doing interpretive dance trying to get the position just right, and your brain calculating the precise time before the fire alarm goes off.
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The enema aisle at the store is a peculiar place. You're trying to discreetly pick up this very personal item while hoping you don't run into your nosy neighbor. "Oh hey, didn't see you there. Just doing some... household experiments!
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Has anyone noticed how enema instructions are like some secret code you need a decoder ring for? "Insert, hold, release." It's like defusing a delicate poop bomb.
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Enemas should come with an IKEA-style manual. Step 1: Lay out the parts. Step 2: Insert tab A into slot B. Step 3: Pray you don't end up redesigning the bathroom.
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You know, the enema... It's that one thing that turns your entire day into a detailed evacuation plan.
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The enema: where the phrase "follow the instructions to a T" takes on a whole new meaning.
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