5 Jokes For Enema

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 09 2025

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The Paranoid Patient

A paranoid person imagining bizarre scenarios during an enema
I had this elaborate plan to escape during the enema. I even practiced my "emergency exit" crawl. Spoiler alert: I didn't get far.

The Overenthusiastic Nurse

An overenthusiastic nurse administering enemas
This nurse was like an artist with the enema bag. She even signed her name on the bag afterward. I now have a souvenir that says, "Colon by Carol.

The Enema Connoisseur

A person who treats enemas like fine wine
I went to a fancy restaurant, and they had an enema sommelier. He came to the table and asked, "Would you prefer the cleansing or rejuvenating enema with your meal?" I opted for tap water.

The Reluctant Patient

A reluctant patient facing an enema
I rebelled during the enema. I told the nurse, "I won't stand for this!" She replied, "You're not supposed to stand; you're supposed to lie down.

The Enema Support Group

A support group for enema survivors
We have these Enema Anonymous meetings where we introduce ourselves like, "Hi, I'm Dave, and I've been clean for 30 days... without an enema." It's like a weird version of rehab.

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