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Let me tell you about the conspiracy theorists in my house. Yep, they're convinced the empty glass has some sort of secret agenda. I mean, there's always that one person who swears they saw the glass refill itself, right? "I put it in the sink, and when I turned around, it was back in the fridge, full!" I'm like, "Wow, we've got a ghost who's super into hydration, apparently." But seriously, if that glass could refill itself, I'd make it a member of my household. Move over, Roomba, we've got a new MVP!
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Ever noticed how an empty glass in the sink seems to have this magical force field around it? I swear, you could have a sink full of dishes, and that lone empty glass will still manage to stand out like it's auditioning for a dishwasher commercial. It's the ultimate enigma. You'd think the glass would be the easiest thing to clean, right? But oh no, it's like the sink is saying, "Oh, you want a clean glass? Well, do the dishes first, buddy!" It's the world's subtle way of reminding me that adulthood is just a series of chores interrupted by moments of pure panic.
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Living with an empty glass is like being in a long-term relationship with procrastination. It's that constant reminder of, "Oh yeah, I'll take care of it later." But later never comes! It's like the glass is whispering sweet nothings in my ear, saying, "Don't worry about me, I'm just chilling here, silently judging your ability to stay hydrated." And let's not even get started on the guilt trip when I finally do fill it up. It's like the glass is saying, "Oh, so now you remember me? It's been a while, pal." I tell you, the drama in my kitchen could rival a soap opera!
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You know, I was feeling pretty ambitious the other day. I decided to tackle the most impossible task known to mankind—finding someone in my house willing to refill the empty glass in the fridge. Seriously, it's like a game of cat and mouse, but instead of a mouse, it's an empty glass, and instead of a cat, it's me, desperately hoping someone else will take care of it. It's incredible how that glass just sits there, mocking me, daring me to fill it up. And the worst part? The closer it gets to being filled, the more likely someone else will come and swoop in to take it! It's like a conspiracy against hydration!
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