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The Absent-Minded Drinker
Forgetting to refill the glass due to distractions.
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Empty glasses are the silent victims of absent-mindedness. They sit there, neglected, while my brain is off on a vacation. It's like a movie where the hero forgets about the sidekick until the very end. Sorry, Glass, you're my unsung hero!
The Clumsy Server
Constantly spilling drinks and ending up with more empty glasses than intended.
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You know you're a clumsy server when empty glasses outnumber the filled ones on your tray. It's like a game of reverse Tetris - no matter how hard I try, they just keep disappearing!
The Thirsty Patron
Frustration of an empty glass when desperate for a refill.
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I've seen some sad things in life, but an empty glass is in its own category. It's like a tragedy unfolding in slow motion. I'm staring at it, it's staring back, and I'm like, 'C'mon, Glass, don't leave me high and dry!'
The Philosophical Drinker
Seeing a deeper meaning in an empty glass.
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An empty glass is a philosopher's dream. It's the embodiment of potential. You stare at it and think, 'This glass is not empty; it's merely a vessel waiting for destiny to pour itself in.'
The Overzealous Bartender
Struggling to keep up with demand while facing a barrage of empty glasses.
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Ever seen a bartender's eyes widen at the sight of an empty glass? It's like they've spotted a rare Pokemon. 'Empty Glass-a-saur, I choose you!' And then the race against time begins!
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