8 Emos Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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Why did the emo become a detective? To solve the mystery of his own feelings!
I asked my emo friend for gardening advice. He said, 'Plant your sorrows, watch them grow into dark, beautiful flowers.
I told my emo friend a joke, but he didn't laugh. He said, 'I find humor too mainstream.
Why did the emo refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always feeling so seen!
Why did the emo bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the emo musician start a gardening club? Because he wanted to cultivate his feelings!
Why did the emo bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to raise the bar of his emotions!
I told my emo friend a joke about construction. He didn't get it; he said he's too busy building walls around his heart.

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