7 Emos Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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I asked my emo friend how they stay in shape. They said, 'I exercise my right to remain silent and brood.''
Why did the emo break up with their calculator? It couldn't handle their complex emotions.
How does an emo decorate their room? With lots of black and white photos to match their mood!
I asked my emo friend if he wanted to go camping. He said, 'Sure, I already have the perfect tent – my feelings.
How does an emo answer the phone? 'Hello darkness, my old friend...
I tried to tell an emo a knock-knock joke, but they just said, 'My life's already a joke.
What's an emo's favorite board game? Sorry, because it's the perfect way to express their constant remorse!

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