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So, elephants never forget. Imagine if we had that kind of memory. You could settle arguments with your friends like, "Remember in 2008 when you borrowed my pen and never gave it back? Yeah, I remember too, Gary." Elephants are out there holding grudges like pros.
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Elephants never forget, and I'm over here using sticky notes to remember to check the sticky notes I already wrote. It's like an endless cycle of colorful paper confusion. Maybe I need a personal elephant assistant to keep my life in order.
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You ever think about how elephants never forget, but we can't remember half the passwords we create? I've got passwords that are more elusive than a ninja on a moonless night. Maybe elephants should run our IT departments.
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So, elephants never forget, but have you ever tried remembering someone's name five seconds after they told you? It's like my brain is a slippery fish, and names are the ones that got away. Meanwhile, elephants are out there hosting memory seminars in the savannah.
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Elephants never forget, they say. I envy them. I forget why I walked into a room half the time. I mean, the other day, I went to the kitchen and just stood there, staring into the fridge like I was waiting for it to tell me why I was there. Maybe I need to start channeling my inner elephant.
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Elephants never forget, but they also never have to remember where they parked. Meanwhile, I'm in the parking lot, hitting the panic button on my car remote like it's a musical instrument. "Beep beep, where are you, my metallic chariot?
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Elephants never forget, but I can't even remember why I walked into the grocery store. Do I need milk? Bread? Or did I just come here for the existential crisis in aisle seven? Elephants are probably writing shopping lists and laughing at us.
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They say an elephant never forgets, but have you ever tried explaining Netflix to your grandma? It's like, "No, Grandma, it's not a channel on the TV. Yes, it's on the Internet. No, it's not magic." Elephants are probably binge-watching nature documentaries while we struggle with the basics.
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You ever notice how elephants never forget? Meanwhile, I can't even remember where I put my keys five minutes ago. I'm over here struggling to find my way out of the grocery store, and elephants are probably like, "Remember that peanut I had in 2002? Good times.
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Elephants never forget, but you ever notice how your phone can't even remember the Wi-Fi password you entered yesterday? It's like, "Come on, phone, get it together. Elephants are over there remembering every blade of grass they've ever stepped on, and you can't recall 'Password123'?
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