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Elephant Detective Agency
Elephants solving crimes with their impeccable memory
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I suggested the Elephant Detective Agency use social media. They looked at me like I suggested teaching a fish to ride a bicycle. Apparently, elephants prefer memory over Facebook.
The Elephant Comedian
An elephant trying to make it big in stand-up comedy
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The elephant comedian complained that the audience was tough. I told him, "Well, they say an elephant never forgets, but they never said they always laugh!
The Elephant Memory Trainer
Teaching an elephant memory tricks
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I thought teaching an elephant to remember phone numbers would be a good idea. Now, every time my phone rings, he picks it up with his trunk and says, "Hello, this is Dumbo speaking!
The Forgetful Elephant
An elephant that claims to have selective memory
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I played poker with a forgetful elephant. He kept forgetting his cards but remembered every card I had. Turns out, his selective memory had a preference for winning.
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