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What did the eggo say to the syrup on Valentine's Day? 'You make my heart skip a beat!
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Why did the eggo break up with the toaster? It couldn't handle the heat!
Eggo's Identity Crisis
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You ever notice how Eggo waffles have those little squares? I think they're having an identity crisis. Are they waffles? Are they tiny cereal bowls? I’m just waiting for them to start playing tic-tac-toe with the syrup.
The Eggo Time Machine
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Every time I eat an Eggo, I feel like I’m traveling back to the '90s. Maybe it's the shape, or perhaps it's the fact that I still try to dial up the internet while eating it. Ah, the sweet nostalgia of slow-loading web pages.
Eggo’s Social Media Scandal
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You ever see those Eggo commercials where they say, L'eggo my Eggo? I tried it at a party once. Now I’m not allowed within 50 feet of the breakfast aisle at the supermarket.
The Eggo Celebrity
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I met an Eggo waffle that said it was famous. Apparently, it starred in Stranger Things. I asked if it met Eleven. It said no, but it once had a close encounter with a hungry dog named Steve.
The Eggo Olympics
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I tried flipping my Eggo waffle in the air like they do with pancakes. Let's just say it didn't stick the landing. I swear, it went higher than my self-esteem at a karaoke bar.
The Eggo Extravaganza
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You ever try to toast an Eggo, and it comes out looking like a piece of cardboard? I mean, is this breakfast or an exercise in patience? Maybe next time, I'll just buy a deck of cards and sprinkle some syrup on it.
The Great Eggo Escape
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You know, sometimes I feel like my Eggo waffles are on a secret mission. Every time I turn my back, one slips off the plate and tries to make a run for it. I'm just waiting for one to join a biker gang and show up with a tiny leather jacket.
Eggo's Superhero Dream
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I think Eggo waffles have a secret dream to become superheroes. They’re always trying to “rise” to the occasion, but let's be real; they crumble faster than my New Year's resolutions.
Eggo's Revenge
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You know, if Eggo waffles could talk, they'd probably say, You eat us cold and in a hurry, and then complain we're not gourmet? Fine, I'll just join the toaster strudel gang and see who's laughing then.
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