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Why did Eddie bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Eddie's new job at the calendar factory didn't last long. He took too many days off!
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Eddie's attempt to be a stand-up comedian was a flop. He kept sitting down for applause!
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Eddie tried to be a baker, but he couldn't make enough dough. He kneaded more practice!
Eddie the Ghost
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You know, I've got this ghost friend named Eddie. Yeah, Eddie, the friendly ghost. But he's not Casper, oh no. Casper is all cute and friendly. Eddie's more like Casper's rebellious teenage cousin. I asked him why he's still hanging around, and he said, I've got unfinished business. I told him, Dude, you're a ghost, not a procrastinator!
Haunted Housewarming
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I had a housewarming party, and Eddie insisted on being the entertainment. So, he starts floating around, making things levitate. I had to tell him, Eddie, this is not a magic show; we're not auditioning for 'America's Got Spirits!'
Ghost Dating Woes
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Eddie's been trying the ghost dating scene. He told me, It's tough out there; all the good ghosts are taken. I suggested he try a dating app. He said, Nah, I prefer haunting someone until they fall in love with me. Old-school romance, you know?
Ghostly Grocery Shopping
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So, Eddie and I decided to go grocery shopping together. Yeah, it turns out ghosts can be picky eaters too. We're in the cereal aisle, and Eddie's like, Can you grab me some Boo-Berry? I'm thinking, You're a ghost, Eddie, you've been living off of 'Boo'-berries your whole afterlife!
Ghosts and Gadgets
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Eddie discovered my smart home gadgets. Now, every time I ask Alexa to play music, Eddie interrupts with, Back in my day, we had séances for entertainment! I'm just trying to vibe to some tunes, Eddie, not summon the ghost of Beethoven!
Ghost Therapy
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I tried therapy for living with a ghost. The therapist asked, What's the problem? I said, Well, Eddie keeps haunting my dreams. The therapist replied, That's not uncommon. I'm thinking, Yeah, but it's not the spooky kind of dreams, it's more like he's giving me financial advice. Do ghosts know about stocks?
Ghostly Fitness
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Eddie's into fitness, even in the afterlife. He's like, I do ghostly exercises every day. I asked, Like what, floating lunges? He said, No, exorcise bikes! I can't with this ghost and his spectral workout routines.
Ghostly Fashion Advice
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Eddie thinks he's a fashion guru from beyond the grave. He looked at my outfit and said, You need more transparency. I'm like, Eddie, I don't need fashion advice from someone who hasn't changed his clothes in 100 years!
Eddie's Ghost Cuisine
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Eddie's been experimenting in the kitchen lately. He made me a ghost-themed dish and said, It's spectral spaghetti. I took a bite and said, Eddie, this tastes like regular spaghetti. He replied, Exactly, it's so good; it's almost otherworldly! Ghost chef strikes again.
Haunted Wi-Fi
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Living with a ghost has its challenges. Eddie's always complaining about the Wi-Fi in the afterlife. He's like, Dude, your Wi-Fi is slower than my transition to the other side! I told him, Well, maybe if you stopped scaring the electrons, we'd have a smoother connection!
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