7+ Best One Liners Jokes About eating out

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I took my date to an arcade restaurant. She wasn't impressed with my high score in eating nachos.

I asked the chef if he had any recommendations. He said, 'Yes, leave.

I asked the waiter for a doggy bag. He told me to wait, and he took a picture of me.

I told the waiter I wanted a quick meal. He gave me a picture of the food!

I told the waitress I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.

I went to a restaurant on the moon. The food was great, but there was no atmosphere.

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