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The Food Blogger
Taking the perfect food picture without letting the meal go cold
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My food pics get more attention than I do. I showed my friend a picture of my meal, and they said, "Is that your new partner?" I replied, "Well, they're more photogenic, that's for sure.
The Picky Eater
Trying to find the perfect restaurant
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I tried a new restaurant, and they claimed to have a "life-changing" burger. Well, it changed my life, all right. Now I'm on a first-name basis with my stomach, and it refuses to speak to me.
The Budget Diner
Balancing hunger and a tight wallet
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I tried a fancy restaurant that serves "economical portions." I thought I'd get a plate, but they brought out a microscopic sculpture with a sprig of parsley. I had to go to McDonald's afterward just to feel full.
The Indecisive Diner
Taking forever to decide on a dish
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The waiter recommended the chef's special, and I thought, "If it's so special, why isn't it on the menu permanently?" It's like the dish has commitment issues, just like my last relationship.
The Health Freak
Trying to eat healthy in a world full of tempting desserts
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I ordered a low-calorie dish, and the waiter said, "It's guilt-free!" But after eating it, I felt guilty for not choosing the burger. It's like my taste buds are rebels, and they're staging a rebellion against my diet.
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