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I asked an earther if they could make a good cup of tea. They said, 'Of course, I'm steeped in tradition!
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Why did the earther bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. He didn't believe me until I drove pasta!
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Why did the earther bring a pencil to space? In case they needed to draw a little closer to the sun!
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Why did the earther bring a map to the comedy club? They wanted to find the best jokes on the globe!
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What do you call an earther on the moon? A problem – they're over the moon!
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Why did the earther become an astronaut? They needed some space in their life!
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Why don't earthers ever play hide and seek with the moon? It's always up in the sky, hiding in plain sight!
Earth, Wind, and Earther!
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You know, I met this guy who claims he's an Earther. I was like, What, you're just really in touch with your inner soil?!
Earther's Fashion Statement
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Earthers have their own fashion sense. Forget designer clothes; they rock outfits made entirely from leaves and recycled plastic bottles. Vogue, take notes!
Earther or Martian?
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So, an Earther walks into a bar, and everyone's like, Is that guy trying to order a drink or communicate with the planet Mars?!
The Earther's Guide to Gardening
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I think Earthers have their own unique gardening techniques. Instead of mulch, they probably use old conspiracy theories to nourish their plants!
The Earther's Daily Routine
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I heard Earthers have this morning ritual. Instead of a cup of coffee, they start their day with a refreshing sip of soil. Extra dark roast, please!
Earther: The Ultimate Nature Lover
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I heard Earthers are so connected to the Earth, they can tell what kind of dirt it is just by licking it. That's dedication, folks!
Earther's Potluck Party
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I went to an Earther's potluck. Let's just say their idea of exotic cuisine is different—ever tried organic, gluten-free, vegan soil pie?
Earther's Dating Profile
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I saw an Earther's dating profile, and their idea of a romantic date? Stargazing while discussing the geological composition of nearby rocks!
Earther Family Reunions
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You know you're at an Earther family reunion when the centerpiece is a miniature model of the planet Earth made entirely out of recycled soda cans!
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