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You know you might be dyslexic when you order a "dessert" and the waiter brings you a "stressed." I thought I was just getting a slice of cake, not a life crisis!
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Being dyslexic is like playing a constant game of word jumble in real life. I once read "Santa" as "Satan" on a Christmas card. My holiday spirit took an unexpected turn that year.
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I once asked a dyslexic friend for book recommendations, and he suggested "Fifty Shades of Gary." Turns out, it was just a dyslexic take on "Gray," but I'd read that version!
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I tried to write a dyslexic-friendly poem, but it turned into a rap because I kept mixing up the beats. Now it's a hip-hop sonnet, or as I like to call it, "Rhyme Dyslexia.
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Ever try to play Scrabble with a dyslexic friend? It's not about forming words; it's about convincing each other that "qwoinp" totally counts as a triple-word score.
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Dyslexic people don't need autocorrect; we need a psychic text predictor. It's like my phone is saying, "I know what you meant, but I also know you have a unique way of spelling it.
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Dyslexia makes reading menus an adventure. I ordered the "salad" and got a "sad lad." Well, at least he came with croutons and a vinaigrette of disappointment.
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Dyslexics have a unique approach to time management. We live in a perpetual state of "Now & Later." It's not procrastination; it's just embracing the non-linear nature of life.
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Dyslexia turns every spelling bee into a high-stakes game of linguistic roulette. "Can you use it in a sentence?" Well, I can't even spell it in a sentence, so good luck with that!
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