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Why did the dyslexic chef get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he kept confusing salt with slat!
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I asked my dyslexic friend if he wanted to go to a toga party. He showed up dressed as a goat!
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I told my dyslexic friend he needs to get his eyes checked. He replied, 'I did, but the optometrist just gave me a dog!
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Why did the dyslexic astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space, but she heard he needed 'spaghetti'!
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Why don't dyslexic people become detectives? Because they always follow the wrong clues!
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What did the dyslexic nutritionist say? 'You are what you ea... wait, that's not right!
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What's a dyslexic pirate's worst nightmare? Stuck in a sea of 'C's! Arrr, matey!
Dyslexic at the Library
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I went to the library the other day, determined to conquer my dyslexia. I picked up a self-help book, but by the time I finished chapter one, it had convinced me I was actually an alien from a dyslexic-friendly planet. Now I'm just waiting for my spaceship to arrive.
Dyslexic Dilemmas
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You know, I recently found out I'm dyslexic. Yeah, my life is like a constant game of Scrabble, but the letters just won't behave. I tried to write a love letter the other day, and it ended up looking like a declaration of war. I mean, who knew roses could turn into sores so easily?
Dyslexic Poetry
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I decided to write poetry, thinking it would be a therapeutic outlet for my dyslexia. Turns out, my poems are so abstract, they make Picasso's paintings look like stick figures. People say they're deep, but I'm pretty sure I just described my cat as a cosmic potato.
Dyslexic Comedy Hour
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I thought about hosting a dyslexic comedy hour. The flyer read, Come for a night of laughs with the world's first Standup Cmedian. People showed up expecting some sort of spelling bee, but hey, laughter is the best medicine, even if the prescription is a bit scrambled.
Dyslexia and Online Shopping
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Online shopping is a whole different ball game for me. I tried to order a new keyboard, and thanks to my dyslexia, I ended up with a herd of keyboars – apparently, a rare species of aquatic rodents. Now they're paddling around in my bathtub.
The Dyslexic Chef
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I decided to try my hand at cooking, and with my dyslexia, it's like a culinary adventure every time. I was following a recipe for spaghetti, and it said, Boil water and add salt. I ended up boiling salt and adding water. My kitchen is now a sodium-rich disaster zone.
Spelling Bee Nightmare
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I tried participating in a spelling bee recently. Big mistake. I confidently stepped up to the mic and spelled my name wrong. The judges just stared at me, and I thought, Well, at least I didn't mess up on 'cat' or 'dog'.
Dyslexia and the GPS
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Being dyslexic is like having a GPS that speaks its own language. I asked it to take me to the bank, and next thing I know, I'm at a bench having a picnic. Apparently, my GPS thinks financial stability is best achieved with sandwiches.
Dyslexic Superhero Names
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I thought about becoming a superhero despite my dyslexia. I even came up with my own superhero name – Captain Backwarp. My superpower? I can confuse villains by rearranging the letters of their evil plans. Take that, Dr. Nefarious – now you're just Dr. Infarction.
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