5 Jokes For Duffel Bag

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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The Fitness Fanatic

Trying to turn the duffel bag into a portable gym
I tried bringing a duffel bag to my workout class, thinking it would make me look dedicated. Turns out, it just made me the guy sweating profusely while everyone else had water bottles and towels.

The Forgetful Traveler

Constantly forgetting what's in the duffel bag
Forgetful people and duffel bags go hand in hand. I met a guy who thought his bag had a magical power—he said it could disappear his memory!

The Fashionista

Using the duffel bag as a trendy accessory
My friend is into high-end fashion. He carries a duffel bag made from the finest materials. I asked him if it's heavy, and he said, "Only with the weight of my commitment to looking fabulous.

The Over-Packer

Trying to fit the entire house into the duffel bag
I tried to help my over-packer friend with his duffel bag. I suggested he pack light. He said, "Sure, but which of my three hairdryers should I leave behind?

The Suspicious Smuggler

Nervously guarding the mysterious contents of the duffel bag
There's a guy in my neighborhood who walks around with a duffel bag, looking all suspicious. I asked him what's inside, and he said, "Just my dreams and aspirations—gotta keep them close, you know?

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