6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For driver's license

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I asked the DMV if I could take my driver's test in a sports car. They said, 'Sure, if you can catch it!

I failed my driver's test because I couldn't parallel park. It's like I have no sense of direction, or maybe I'm just 'side-blind'!

I told my wife she should drive with caution. Now she takes the car for walks!

I got my driver's license renewed. The DMV said I could keep my picture. Now I use it as a 'before' photo when I eat too much!

I failed my driver's test because I didn't take the turns well. They said I couldn't 'make a right' in the relationship!

My friend got his driver's license photo retaken. Apparently, you're not allowed to do peace signs. Now he just looks perpetually surprised!

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