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You ever try signing your name on that electronic pad at the DMV? It's like participating in a high-stakes game of digital Pictionary with a broken stylus. I'm pretty sure my signature now looks like modern art – abstract and completely indecipherable.
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Ever notice how the picture on your driver's license never looks like you? I mean, last time I checked, I didn't have a perpetual deer-in-the-headlights expression. It's like the DMV has a secret goal to capture everyone's most awkward moment.
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You know, getting your driver's license is like gaining a superpower, but instead of flying or shooting laser beams, you just have the incredible ability to parallel park without causing a 10-car pileup.
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I lost my wallet recently, and with it, my driver's license. I'm not worried about identity theft; I'm more concerned that someone out there is impersonating my terrible driving skills.
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They say your driver's license picture is your most wanted photo. I can imagine criminals going, "Forget the mugshot; I need that DMV glamour shot for my rogue's gallery!
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You ever notice how the moment you get your driver's license, suddenly everyone in your family has an urgent need for a chauffeur? "Oh, you can drive now? Great, we're going to the grocery store, the dentist, and probably the moon because we've never been there.
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I recently renewed my driver's license, and they asked for a new photo. I thought, "Great, now I'll have a permanent record of that questionable hairstyle choice I made in my twenties. Thanks, DMV, for preserving my bad decisions!
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It's amazing how confident you feel after passing the driver's license test. I walked out of the DMV like I just aced a survival exam in the wild jungle of traffic, armed only with my wits and a laminated piece of plastic.
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Renewing your driver's license is a lot like revisiting a bad movie. You know it's going to be a painful experience, but you have to do it every few years, and there's always a long line.
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