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I had a dream I was a calendar. Woke up and realized it was just a date night!
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I told my friend I had a dream about a cat playing the guitar. He said, 'That sounds like a furr-tastic performance!
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Ever notice how dreams make less sense than a soap opera plot? One minute you're flying with penguins, next thing you know, you're late for an exam you haven't studied for in a decade!
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Dreams are the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' game, except you wake up before finding out if you picked the right ending or if you've been cast in a real-life sitcom.
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I'm convinced dreams are the universe's way of entertaining itself. 'Hey, let's see what happens when we put a human in a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!' Thanks, cosmos, I owe you one existential crisis.
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Trying to interpret dreams is like decoding ancient hieroglyphs. 'I dreamt of a talking donut' - oh sure, that probably means I need more fiber in my diet!
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Dreams are like free trials from the universe. Sometimes you get a blockbuster movie, other times it's just the 'director's cut' of you doing laundry.
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Dreams are the brain's way of practicing for a reality it hopes never happens. I guess my brain's preparing me for a world where juggling cats becomes a valid career choice.
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Dreams have their own logic, or lack thereof. I mean, I once dreamt I was teaching calculus to a group of sentient pineapples. If that's not surreal, I don't know what is!
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You ever wake up from a dream and think, 'Who wrote this script, a caffeinated squirrel on a typewriter?'
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Dreams are nature's way of saying, 'You think reality's confusing? Hold my cosmic cocktail!'
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