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Dreams are like that one friend who always starts a story with "You won't believe what happened to me today!" Well, guess what, dream? I've seen flying pigs, talking penguins, and once I even high-fived a giraffe in my sleep. Your move, reality.
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Dreams are the only place where you can have a heartfelt conversation with your pet goldfish and not question the sanity of it all. I swear, in one dream, my goldfish gave me relationship advice. I mean, I appreciate the support, but maybe stick to swimming in circles, buddy.
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You ever notice how dreams are like blockbuster movies produced by your brain? I had one the other night where I was an international spy, and then suddenly, I'm in a grocery store arguing with a talking banana about the price of avocados. I mean, talk about a plot twist!
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Dreams are proof that our brains are both imaginative geniuses and slightly deranged masterminds. I had a dream where I was the star of a cooking show, and my co-host was a talking spatula. If that's not the recipe for success, I don't know what is.
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Dreams have this amazing talent for turning everyday situations into epic adventures. I had a dream where I was on a quest to find the legendary lost sock. Spoiler alert: It was behind the washing machine the whole time.
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Dreams are like the ultimate multitasking experience. I once dreamt I was on a roller coaster while simultaneously attending a business meeting. Talk about a wild ride to a promotion – both literally and figuratively.
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Dreams have this amazing ability to make you a superhero one night and a contestant on a bizarre game show the next. I woke up feeling like Batman once, but instead of fighting crime, I spent the entire day trying to remember where I left my car keys.
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You ever wake up from a dream so vivid that you're convinced you've discovered a parallel universe? I had a dream where cats were the rulers, and humans were their adorable but slightly incompetent minions. I must say, being a cat's personal assistant didn't seem half bad.
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Dreams are like the unsolicited directors' cuts of our lives. I had a dream where I was giving a TED Talk about the importance of napping, and the audience was a bunch of kittens in business suits. I guess even in dreamland, I'm an advocate for the feline work-life balance.
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