5 Jokes For Drank

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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The Hangover Survivor

Reflecting on the questionable decisions made the night before while nursing a brutal hangover
Hangovers are a humbling experience. Last night, I thought I was a stand-up comedian. Today, I'm just trying to stand up without falling over.

The Teetotaler at the Party

Surviving a party without drinking and facing the questionable decisions of drunk friends
Being the sober one at a party is like being the designated adult in a room full of toddlers. "No, Karen, you can't ride the dog like a pony. Put it down.

The Bartender

Balancing serving drinks and dealing with quirky customers
Being a bartender is like being a therapist, except instead of saying, "How does that make you feel?" I say, "Would you like another round?

The Designated Driver

Navigating the responsibility of keeping friends safe while resisting the temptation to join the party
Being the designated driver is like being the hero of the night, except instead of a cape, I have a car and a playlist full of '80s power ballads.

The Wine Connoisseur

Balancing sophistication with the desire to just guzzle the entire bottle
Wine is like a good relationship—it gets better with time. But let's be real, sometimes you just want a one-night stand with a box of cheap merlot.

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