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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The Fitness Newbie

When you're a beginner at the gym, and the fitness equipment looks like a medieval torture chamber.
I signed up for a fitness class, and the instructor said, "Don't worry; we're all in this together." Yeah, right until the burpees start.

The Office Coffee Addict

When the coffee at the office is terrible, but you need it to survive the workday.
The office coffee is so weak; I asked it for its strength training routine, and it handed me a decaf.

The Tech-Challenged Parent

Trying to explain technology to your parents, who still think "the cloud" is an actual cloud.
Trying to teach my dad about emojis is like explaining modern art to a cat. He thinks 😂 means "Pick up milk on the way home.

The Pet Psychic

When your pet psychic predicts your dog's future but can't tell you where you left your car keys.
I asked the pet psychic if my dog understands me. She said, "Absolutely. He told me you say 'walk' way too often and 'vet' not often enough.

The Overly Organized Roommate

Living with a roommate who color-codes everything, including the trash.
Living with an organized roommate is like having a personal GPS for finding your own belongings. "Turn left at the missing sock, and you have reached your destination: the keys on the kitchen counter.

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