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You ever engage in a passive-aggressive doodle war with a coworker? It's like the Cold War, but with stick figures. You draw a ninja on your page; they retaliate with a pirate. Before you know it, your meeting notes are an epic battle between office supplies and mythical creatures. I tried to de-escalate the situation once. I drew a peace dove. Simple, right? But my coworker saw it as a challenge and responded with a dragon breathing fire on my poor dove. I'm just trying to spread harmony, and they're turning my doodles into a fantasy epic.
And let's not forget the ultimate power move—adding googly eyes to your doodles. Suddenly, your stick figure with a frowny face has a whole new level of sass. It's like the doodle is judging the meeting just as much as you are. Googly eyes: the secret weapon of the passive-aggressive doodler.
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You ever look at your meeting notes and try to decipher the hidden messages in your doodles? It's like I'm the Sherlock Holmes of squiggles. There I am, magnifying glass in hand, examining my masterpiece. Is that a rocket ship or a cry for help? It's open to interpretation. I swear, someday someone's gonna uncover my notebook and think it's a lost language. Archaeologists will be scratching their heads, going, "In the ancient corporate civilization, they communicated through crude drawings of smiley faces and questionable geometric shapes."
And don't even get me started on accidentally leaving your doodles on a shared document during a virtual meeting. Suddenly, your masterpiece is the star of the show, and you're the unintentional artist of the month. Congratulations, you're the Picasso of PowerPoint.
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You ever notice how doodling in a meeting is like a form of therapy? It's a coping mechanism for the mind-numbing discussions about synergy and quarterly reports. I call it "meeting mindfulness." While everyone else is stressing over profit margins, I'm creating a zen garden of abstract shapes. I even tried to pitch the idea of doodle breaks during meetings. You know, five minutes to let our artistic spirits roam free. Unsurprisingly, management wasn't on board. Apparently, they prefer the traditional methods of stress relief, like deep breathing and not drawing distracting caricatures of the CEO.
But hey, if they ever change their minds, I've got a whole portfolio of meeting-inspired masterpieces ready to unleash. Who knows, maybe one day, the corporate world will thank me for revolutionizing office culture—one doodle at a time.
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You ever find yourself doodling during a meeting, thinking you're an undiscovered Picasso? I mean, come on, we've all been there. I'm sitting in this important meeting, trying to look engaged, and my hand's just doing its own thing on the paper. I call it "meeting art therapy." My boss calls it "not paying attention." But who's the real visionary here? So, I'm doodling away, and suddenly, it hits me. I'm in a heated discussion about the budget, and my notebook is a battlefield of stick-figure warriors fighting over dollar signs. The finance department might not appreciate my artistic interpretation of fiscal responsibility.
And then there's that one colleague who always leans over to see what you're drawing. You could be sketching the next Mona Lisa, and they'd still find a way to criticize it. "Oh, stick figures again? Real original, Dave." Look, Karen, it's a minimalist representation of corporate hierarchy. Get with the program.
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