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Doodling is the only socially acceptable form of multitasking. Sure, I might be in this important conference call, but my notebook is also hosting the World Doodle Championships. I'm the reigning champion.
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You ever notice that whenever you doodle during a meeting, you suddenly become an abstract artist? I'm over here drawing squiggly lines and circles, and suddenly I'm the Picasso of procrastination.
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There's always that one person who claims they can interpret doodles like they're reading tea leaves. If that's the case, I must have accidentally predicted the rise of the stick figure empire in my last meeting.
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Ever try to explain your doodles to someone? "Oh, this squiggly line here represents the complexities of life, and this circle? Well, that's just a poorly drawn smiley face. I'm a deep artist, you see.
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I once found an old notebook filled with doodles from high school. It was like opening a time capsule of my boredom. I swear, my teenage self was a true pioneer in the art of doodling during algebra class.
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Doodling is the only activity where you can proudly say, "I'm doing absolutely nothing," and still feel accomplished. It's like a mini rebellion against the monotony of everyday life.
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You ever notice how your doodles get more elaborate when the person next to you is telling a boring story? It's like my hand rebels against dull conversation and starts creating its own entertainment.
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Doodling is the closest thing I have to a superpower. I may not be able to fly or lift cars, but give me a pen and paper, and I can create a parallel universe where stick figures rule the world. Bow down to my doodle kingdom!
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I love how doodling is the universal language of boredom. It's like, "Hey, meeting organizer, your PowerPoint is so fascinating that I've created a masterpiece on the margins of my agenda.
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