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I recently discovered that my neighbor has a pet parrot that imitates everything, including my laughter. Now, every time I tell a joke in my living room, I hear a faint "doo" echoing from next door. I guess my comedy career has gone international—parrotnationally, to be precise.
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Have you ever been in a public restroom when someone tries to open the door you just locked? Panic mode, right? I think restroom doors need a digital sign system. Red for "occupied," green for "go away," and maybe a "doo" sign for those in-between moments when you're not sure.
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You know you're an adult when the best part of your day is when someone cancels plans. It's like winning the social lottery. You're sitting there, ready to go out, and then you get a text: "Can't make it tonight." And you're like, "Well, doo I have a cozy night in planned now!
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Doo" is such a versatile word. It's like the Swiss Army knife of onomatopoeia. You can use it for everything! Feeling lazy? Just "doo" it. Did something unexpected? Well, "doo" happens. I'm waiting for Nike to drop their new slogan: "Just Doo It.
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Have you ever accidentally pocket-dialed someone while having an intense conversation about something embarrassing? I called my boss once while discussing my cat's peculiar eating habits. Now, every time I see him, I can't help but think, "Oh great, here comes the 'doo-doo diet' guy.
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The other day, I tried to impress someone with my cooking skills. I confidently presented a dish and said, "Ta-da!" The only response I got was a single, unimpressed "doo." Apparently, my culinary masterpiece didn't quite hit the high notes. Or maybe they were just a really picky ghost.
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I've noticed that elevators have this strange way of turning everyone into awkward mutes. It's like we all enter this metal box and suddenly forget how to human. We stand there, avoiding eye contact, contemplating life's mysteries. Elevators should come with a sign: "Doo not disturb the awkwardness.
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I recently joined a meditation class, thinking it would bring me inner peace. Instead, I found myself sitting cross-legged, desperately trying not to giggle during the "om" chant. It's tough to be zen when the person next to you has a particularly resonant "doo" in their vocal range.
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You ever notice how shampoo bottles always say "rinse and repeat"? I tried it once, but by the third time, I felt like a human accordion. Now I'm just waiting for my shampoo bottle to include a tiny disclaimer: "Repeat responsibly, folks. No acrobatics required.
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Grocery shopping is like a strategic mission. You go in with a list, a plan, and a determination to stick to your budget. But somehow, by the time you reach the checkout, your cart is full of items you didn't know you needed. It's the "doo-doo, I just spent more than I intended" moment.
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