bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Plumber
Constantly fixing "doo" disasters
0
0
I swear, toilets have their own language. They gurgle, they bubble, they make noises that could rival a whale song. I’m like the Dr. Dolittle of toilets, trying to decode their messages. "Oh, this gurgle means there's a sock stuck in the U-bend.
The Comedian's Dog
Exploring the world of "doo" from a canine perspective
0
0
Dogs have this unspoken rule about staring at you while they're doing their business. It's like they're asking for your feedback. "How did I do, human? Was that a solid performance?" I’m just waiting for them to take a bow afterward.
The Bathroom Janitor
Dealing with messy "doo" situations
0
0
You ever see a bathroom user trying to make a quick exit without anyone noticing? It’s like they've just committed a heinous crime. They flush, wash their hands with ninja-like precision, and then execute the perfect escape. I swear, James Bond could learn a thing or two.
The Toilet Paper Manufacturer
Coping with the aftermath of "doo" on the demand for toilet paper
0
0
People treat toilet paper like it's a treasure map. I get it, times are tough, but do we really need to unroll the entire roll to find the starting point? It's not a scroll of ancient wisdom; it's just toilet paper.
The Bathroom Singer
Balancing the urge to "doo" with the desire to belt out a tune
0
0
I sometimes wonder if my showerhead is secretly a talent agent. I mean, it's heard all my bathroom performances. I'm just waiting for it to offer me a record deal: "Introducing the Shower Sensation – singing hits from the porcelain stage!
Post a Comment