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Why did the cigarette go to the doctor? It was feeling a little light-headed!
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Why was the cigarette jealous of the campfire? It wanted to be the one everyone gathered around!
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Why did the cigarette feel unappreciated? It felt like it was just ash-trayted!
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Why did the cigarette break up with the match? It felt like they were just igniting too fast!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... and didn't smoke!
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What did the cigarette pack say to the smoker? I'm fed up with your butts!
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Why did the cigarette go to the party alone? It wanted to be a solo-smoker!
Second-Hand Hilarity
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You know, I'm not a smoker, but I've got friends who smoke. I think I've unintentionally mastered the art of second-hand smoking. My clothes smell like a barbeque joint, and I can now cough in perfect harmony with their smoker's cough. It's the new duet sensation - smoker and the involuntary choir member!
The Smoke Alarm
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I tried to quit smoking once. Every time I lit up a cigarette, my smoke alarm would go off. It got to a point where even my smoke alarm was giving me judgmental looks, like, Oh, it's you again. Setting off false alarms for attention, huh?
Smoke-Free Dreams
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I had a dream where I was smoking, and I woke up feeling guilty. It's like my subconscious was breaking the rules and smoking behind my back! I had to sit my dream self down and have a serious talk about health choices. Listen here, dream me, we're smoke-free in this REM cycle, got it?
Health Warnings
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They put these graphic images on cigarette packs to scare people. I mean, seriously, who came up with that? Hey, let's terrify people into quitting by showing them pictures of a tar-filled lung! That's like trying to get people to stop driving by showing them pictures of accidents. Wait a minute...
Smoke Signals
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You know, they say smoking is like making a smoke signal to Death, saying, Hey, I'm over here, come get me. But I'm more of a texter myself. I don't need Death showing up uninvited. Can you imagine Death popping in like, Got your message. Thought I'd drop by for a quick chat?
Smoke and Storytelling
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My grandpa used to smoke a pipe and tell us stories. He'd blow smoke rings and claim they were tales from his adventures. Looking back, I think he just enjoyed the attention and the chance to practice his Olympic-level smoke ring blowing. He should've won gold for that!
The Ultimate Excuse
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I was at this party, and this guy asked me if I wanted to step out for a smoke. I said, Sorry, I can't smoke. He gave me this look like I just told him I can't breathe air. I had to elaborate, No, it's not a health thing. It's a career choice. I'm aiming for that 'non-smoker of the year' award.
The Smoke Detox
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I tried one of those smoke detox programs once. They said, Just imagine yourself free of smoke. So, I did - but it didn't quite work out. I ended up picturing myself as a chimney, billowing out compliments instead of smoke. Oh, look at that charming chimney over there, puffing out compliments. That's a rare sight!
Smoke Break
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You know, smoking is a tough habit to break. I tried chewing gum instead, but it didn't quite give me the same effect. I felt like a cow chewing cud, except instead of producing milk, I just blew bubbles and looked confused.
Smoke & Mirrors
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I saw a sign that said, Smoking Area: Keep Clear. I mean, it's like they're admitting that smokers need their space because they might get territorial, like a smoking dragon guarding its treasure. Keep clear, or I'll puff and puff and blow your designated area away!
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