7 Jokes For Don't Smoke

One Liners

Updated on: Jul 01 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I told my friend smoking is bad for health. He said, 'Well, I'm already addicted to something: breathing!
Did you hear about the cigarette that went to the party? It was extinguished by the social atmosphere!
I told my friend smoking makes you look cool. He said, 'So does walking away from explosions, but that's not a hobby!
I tried to make a smoke-free joke, but it just wasn't that 'punny'!
Smoking cigarettes is like paying to die slowly. Who signs up for that subscription?
I asked the cigarette for a light. It replied, 'Sorry, I'm burnt out.
My friend said, 'I'm trying to quit smoking.' I replied, 'Don't stop believin'!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Promises
Dec 29 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today