9 Jokes For Doghouse

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Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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What did the dog write on the 'for sale' sign outside its doghouse? 'Paws-itively charming residence!'
Why did the dog bring a hammer to the doghouse? He wanted to pound in the woof!
What did one dog say to the other about living in a doghouse? 'It's a ruff life, but someone's gotta live it!'
Why did the dog put on a hard hat before going into the doghouse? He was afraid of the roof caving in on his 'ruff' day!
What did the dog say to the real estate agent about the doghouse? 'It's a bit ruff around the edges!'
Why did the dog get kicked out of the doghouse? He kept barking up the wrong tree!
What did the dog say when it lost its home? 'I'm pawfully sorry!'
Why did the dog bring a ladder to the doghouse? It wanted to raise the woof!
Why did the dog invite all its friends to the doghouse? Because it wanted to paw-ty!

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