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You know you're really in trouble when someone says you're in the doghouse. I mean, do we even know if dogs have a "dog-human" house? Maybe when we say "doghouse," dogs are thinking, "What's that? Sounds like a new chew toy!
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Imagine if dogs could talk and they heard us saying, "You're in the doghouse." They'd probably be offended, thinking, "Our house is awesome! It's the humans who need to be in timeout.
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You know, maybe being in the doghouse isn't so bad. I mean, it's a place where they sleep, play, and eat. Sounds like a dream vacation to me!
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I always found it funny how "doghouse" became synonymous with trouble. Like, in a cat-loving world, would we be saying, "You're in the litter box now"? It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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I wonder if dogs ever discuss their own version of the "humanhouse." "Oh, you forgot the treats? Looks like you'll be sleeping in the humanhouse tonight!" Just a thought!
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Being in the doghouse sounds like a fun place to me. I mean, if I'm in trouble, I'd rather be somewhere cozy with treats and belly rubs. I think we've got the whole punishment thing all wrong!
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Whenever I hear someone say they're in the doghouse, I imagine them sitting inside a little wooden structure, wearing a cone of shame, while their partner throws tennis balls at them. Is that just me?
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You ever think about how we've humanized our dogs so much that we now use their homes as a metaphor for punishment? It's like saying, "You messed up, now go enjoy some kibble and a nap!
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